Gibraltar SC-0053 Pedal Spring Tension Assembly – 2 Pack
As discovered by a half-naked shaman roadie in the Arizona desert, circa never."The springs… they spoke to me. Not in English. Not in sound. In vibrations. Deep, subterranean pulses. They said: 'Attach us to your pedal, child of rhythm. Reclaim your right foot’s destiny. Summon the beast beneath the kit. Kick as if your soul depended on it.' And I listened."
— Excerpt from “Foot Like Thunder: A Percussive Vision Quest,” unpublished memoir, author unknown
Product Description (Found Etched Into a Rusted Cymbal Stand)
Within this sacred pouch lie two twin serpents of tension. Coiled chrome. Ancient mechanism. Primal resistance.
They are not of this earth—but they fit most standard bass drum pedals.
Each contains:
- One spring forged from the compressed sighs of studio engineers
- One hook, curved like the moon in a drummer’s sleepless stare
- One tension nut, to tighten the grip of destiny
- And a purpose: to resurrect the lost bounce of a weary foot
- No instructions. Only instinct.
- No barcode. Only legend.
Warning: Exposure to this product may cause excessive groove, sudden enlightenment, or visions of paradiddles in the sky.
Use only under the supervision of a qualified percussionist or desert spirit.
Gibraltar is not responsible for time dilation, spontaneous jazz odysseys, or interdimensional fill patterns experienced while using this product.
€8.95
Ex Tax: €7.28